Aug 172012
 

I stumbled upon a Time article describing some of the creative protests taking place in Spain.  While stealing carts full of groceries still crosses the line, the remnants of Occupy should take note of the in-your-face (yet not mean to average employees) awesomeness of the bank dance-in flash mob. 

 

Flo6x8, [a] group of Seville-based flamenco performers (the name comes from a standard flamenco rhythm), [] has been staging flash mobs with a decidedly critical edge. At a Bankia branch office not long ago, a portly man in sunglasses suddenly burst out with the characteristic wail of a bulería — a traditional flamenco song. As dancers stomped their heels on the bank floor, the singer declared, “You’ve lowered my salary and raised everything else.” By the time he got to the song’s closing lines (“Even if you lowered my interest rate, Bankia, I wouldn’t love you anymore”) the bank’s customers — and even a clerk or two — were clapping along in earnest.

  I found the video for you.  Enjoy.

 

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Jul 062012
 

I’m going to call it the Lie-Bore scandal, because the central wrongdoing seems to be a series of lies, and any discussion about Libor is too boring to average viewers for the mass corporate media to bother attempting to cover a multi-billion dollar fraud scheme.  The mass corporate media instead does its duty to inform the public by bringing us wall-to-wall coverage of Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise’s divorce with minor interruptions to bring us the breaking news that summer is hot.

Here’s the best simple summary that I have seen so far:

Libor, short for the London interbank offered rate, is the interest rate that affects trillions of dollars’ worth of corporate and consumer loans each year. It is supposed to be a neutral figure that reflects how much it costs a bank to borrow money. But as Barclays has admitted, and other big banks may soon be forced to acknowledge, Libor has been manipulated — either to create a false impression of a bank’s health or to help bank traders game the financial markets.

That’s a lot of cheating and a ridiculous amount of money at stake.  It’s a shame that this scandal has yeat to be covered more heavily in the mass corporate media.  If enough of us scream, “Why aren’t you covering this?” maybe it will increase.  Pehaps someone needs to coin the phrase LIBOR-gate to help gin up the idiot-journalist swarm.

Of course, as we hear more about the Libor process, we become less surprised about manipulation.  Thomson Reuters helps the British Banking Association (private group of bankers, not a government agency) determine Libor interest rates by taking a survey of about 16 of the biggest banks, asking them, “Well, what rates would you guys be paying to borrow money from other banks?”  This seems like fertile soil for fraud.  There doesn’t seem to be much oversight in the process for setting a rate affecting trillions of dollars of the world’s economy.

The bankers are quite motivated to manipulate Libor.  Aside from the billions of dollars in consumer loans, Libor also impacts the derivatives market.  The derivatives traders, who essentially place bets on interest rates going up or down, were influencing the people at the bank (i.e., their coworkers) who answer the survey about what interest rate they are paying.  For example, Barclays could make about $40 million on these derivatives in one day, just from routine movements of the rate.  So fudge the numbers a little and you can get millions from derivatives trading. 

Because of the “Bore” in the Lie-Bore scandal, we’re unlikely to get a critical mass behind any effort to regulate this process in America or abroad.

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Nov 182011
 

Last week I conducted my own protest. I could not go marching in the streets, so I came up with a different way to make a point. I called up the customer service line for one of my credit card accounts and posed some questions that illustrate just how hard the banks work to squeeze every dime they can from their customers using these one-sided agreements. I recorded the call and edited the video to include more amusing commentary via text captions, so watch with your eyes, not just your ears.

I don’t necessarily recommend you try this at home. I had some unplayed leverage (I had the funds and was about to cut a check to pay off the balance) that gave me the extra courage to be this confrontational. You might not have the same circumstances.

I’ve included a fuller transcript of the call at the bottom of this page. It has some content that did not make the video.

UPDATE: For those with limited time or attention spans, we now have a short version including only the best punches and punchlines.

Kitchen Counterstrike (Short Version)

 

 Kitchen Counterstrike (Part 1)

 

Kitchen Counterstrike (Part 2)

 
The customer service rep was sort of taken aback by the unorthodox approach. He was confused by the perspective presented that set up an aggressive negotiation. Keep in mind that I never yelled at him. Was I ever mean to him? I might have come close when I almost implied he makes Jesus retch. Continue reading »

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Oct 272011
 

 

Another band-aid solution – granted, his hands are tied by a Congress whose number one mission is to make him a one-term president.  Higher education wouldn’t look like such a scam if there were enough jobs.  This minor student loan relief is just meant to keep us treading water until real help relief arrives (either the return of a robust economy or death — I’m sure Vegas has them at even odds right now).  The student loan relief is about as useful as a cardboard life preserver.  They see you drowning and shout “America doesn’t make boats anymore, but, here, take this.”
 

Student loan debt raises the related issue of the rapidly increasing cost of education.


 

Is the degree that much more valuable than it was in 1978?  I doubt that graduates have become that much smarter.  Just from a supply/demand standpoint I don’t think they are as valuable.  America used to have a huge manufacturing base.  Now, the people who would fill factory jobs are told to go to college.  This swells the number of degree holders chasing every available job.  So you graduate deeper in debt, less likely to get your preferred job, and if you do it will likely pay less.  Oh, but, the president will cut you some slack and let some of you have a smaller paymemt.  The broken promise, some could argue a “bait-and-switch,” calls for a stronger response.
 

The above chart also reminds me about the existance of Student Loan Asset-Backed Securities (SLABS).  The financial crash in 2008 was heavily based on the derivatives made from subprime mortgages.  What happens to the market for SLABS when the student loan default rate jumps?  I could see SLABS being sold as safer investments than subprime derivatives because students could not turn over the keys to their education and cannot have their student loan debts discharged in bankruptcy.  We can only hope that there are not nearly as many SLABS out there as there were supbrime ABS.  Stay tuned.
 

For more info about SLABS, see:

http://www.edu-factory.org/wp/bad-education/

http://nplusonemag.com/bad-education

http://www.reddit.com/r/finance/comments/czwc6/askfinance_is_there_any_way_for_an_individual_to/

http://www.slideshare.net/pkedrosky/eisman-ira-sohn-conference-slides-and-speech52610

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/subprime_goes_to_college_FeiheNJfGYtoSwmtl5etJP

http://rghost.net/download/1730024/bf87072c8c998af4d97f8036d710534676fc15d1/Steve-Eisman-Ira-Sohn-Presentation-2010.pdf

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Oct 042011
 

 The Occupy Wall Street protests seem to be growing and getting more attention.  The protests and their ideas certainly do deserve more attention.  However, I’m still skeptical about what they can actually accomplish.  Monday’s corporate zombie march was a fun idea that makes for great video, but I doubt your corporate opponents noticed.  The Occupy Wall Street protesters seem unfocused.  That is especially not going to produce any capitulation from the corporate types.  You can sense how they are shrugging it all off by reading some of their favorite mouthpieces.
 
I understand the Occupy Wall Street protest is inspired by the Arab spring protests in the Middle East that brought down some dictatorial regimes.  I think there is a big difference between getting some tinpot dictator to abdicate and getting multinational corporations and banks to yield.  The human dictators obviously had in the back of their minds that the protests could turn violent and result in death of the dictator and his family. 

Corporations do not have such fear.  They are not human.  They do not fear death because they do not have a life-preservation instinct built into their being.  By law, they can only “care” about one thing: profit.  This single-minded focus is one of the greatest strengths of the corporate form, but it also might be its greatest weakness.  Protesters are strictly denied access to the NYSE trading floor, but consumers are welcomed with open arms into many corporate-owned locations.
 
I’d like to suggest a new form of protest that will get the attention of the profit-hounds:  the buy-mob.  Corporations pay more attention to consumer activity than citizen activity.  In an era when money equals speech, it’s only a matter of time before shopping becomes a form of protest. Continue reading »

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