It’s October again and of course many people are looking for Halloween costume ideas.  There are plenty of options out there, but fewer people actually discuss fun ideas for what to do with your costume.  Below are some suggestions.
 
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Chewbacca the Wookie

(as opposed to “Chewbacca the Accountant” or “Chewbacca the Yoga Instructor”)
 

Get your fur on and go for a hike in the woods.  Choose a popular path and hike about 50 yards or so off the trail, yet within sight of it.  Better yet, pick a spot with a nice hiding place like some tall, thick bushes or a boulder.  When you hear hikers approach walk out casually, yet loudly.  If you hear them spot you turn slowly, return to your hiding spot, and remove your costume.  If they approach, pretend to be another hiker who just finished doing his “business” behind the cover.  If they accuse you of being a “Bigfoot,” explain that you prefer the term “Sasquach-American.”  Caution:  do not attempt during hunting season.
 
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Grim Reaper, a.k.a. “DEATH”

Time to polish your scythe and get ready for a walk as the angel of death.  Amusing locations to visit include nursing homes, senior centers, periodical rooms at the library, and meetings of the tea party.  Walk up to some older gentleman (make sure they see you coming, so you don’t surprise them too much), and in a deep growling voice ask “Are you Agnes Smithson?”  When he answers, “no,” tell him, “My mistake.  I forgot my glasses today.  I’ll see you real soon.”  Walk away slowly.
 

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Duffman 
 

 The spokesman of Duff beer from The Simpsons.  If you’re especially brave find an AA meeting.

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Chicken
 

Visit your local chicken restaurant.  At the register say “I’m starving. Do you have any vegetarians?”  Order a lot of chicken, sit down and “eat.”  When you catch someone staring, hold up a sign saying, “What?!”

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 Santa Claus

 

 

When December rolls around, head to the mall.  Shake your fist at their imposter Santa.
 

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Michael Vick
 

 

Eagles quarterback Michael Vick would be a welcome sight at your local animal shelter or pet store.
 

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The Muppet Crazy Harry
 

 

I’m sure this guy’s on the no-fly list, so stand on the side of the road with a sign saying “To airport?”
 
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Rat
 

 

Another costume that would make a splash at a fast food restaurant.  Be sure to ask for extra cheese.
 

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Gorilla
 

 

Head for the zoo and walk around gorilla-style.  People will think you’ve gotten out of your cage.
 

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Ice Cream Cone
 

 

Find a busy gym that has bikes and treadmills facing out windows overlooking the street.  Walk past several times.  Stop and look delicious.  Hold a sign saying “Your Diet = FAIL.”
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Any other ideas out there? Feel free to share them in the comments.