Jul 272012
 

Trying to rig elections is an attempted rape of the republic, taking power without legitimately receiving the consent of the governed.  Gaming the electoral system to shift the outcome even slightly is an affront to the basic principles of democracy underlying our representative republic, the same cherished ideas that thousands have died fighting for.  People need to start getting angry about this instead of thinking, “Oh, well, if it helps my team win, I don’t really care.”  Imagine a code of electoral sportsmanship written by Tonya Harding (here’s the link, confused millennials).

Tampering with the connection between citizens and their representatives severely undermines what it means to be a republic.  Our elections are the connection.  Chip away at enough of this connection and the republic established by the constitution is gone.  To paraphrase Yakov Smirnoff: “In a republican democracy, voters choose their politicians; in America, politicians choose their voters.”

Elections are imporant, because that’s how we measure the consent of the governed.  Where have we heard that before?  Here, in the frickin’ Declaration of Independence (not to be confused with the Declaration of Frickin’ Independence):

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

That’s right; the ever-glorified founders didn’t like it when ole King George got too cute messing with the consent of the governed, so they ended up starting a little war we’ve all heard about.  When that war was over, they they created a government by writing another well-loved document, the U.S. Constitution.  It contains these nuggets:

Article I, Section 2: The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

Article IV, Section 4:
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence.

Article VI: The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution

Amendment XV: The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Amendment XIX: The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Amendment XXIV: The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay poll tax or other tax.

Amendment XXVI: The right of citizens of the United States, who are eighteen years of age or older, to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of age.

Despite all of that, you should be horrified to hear, the Supreme Court has not found that people have a federal constitutional right to vote.  The standard is that if the state chooses to allow voting, the government cannot impede your vote using certain methods:  discrimination based on race, sex, age, poll tax, etc.  Other restrictions can stand with relatively minor justifications.

Right now it seems as if the Republican Party is leading the way — by being more desperate and/or crafty — in coming up with electorate shaping schemes.  I’m not letting the Democrats off the hook here.  The Democratic Party has for years been a willing co-perpetrator of the now traditional abomination known as partisan gerrymandering.  Besides, generally the Democratic Party is either too weak or stupid to come up with these creative, aggressive, and shameless election tinkering schemes.

What prompted this increasing Republcan backlash against small-r republicanism?  It seems the GOP has seen the writing on the wall about demographics:  The future electorate is increasingly leaning towards the Democrats.  To continue to have a chance to win, they are making a strategic decision to tinker with the election process.  Make it harder for people to vote, so only the most agitated will make the effort to cast a ballot.  Secondly, shape the process to allow Republican allies to have greater opportunity to have a bigger impact on how the citizens vote (See Citizens United).   

Even if the reforms appear to have a minor impact on the electorate, it only takes a few hundred — sometimes even a few dozen — votes to determine the outcome in some races.  Here are some ways they are making it harder for people to vote.

Restricting Voter Registration:  A Florida law required groups conducting voter registration to turn in registration forms within 48 hours or else face a $1,000 per day fine.  That law has been blocked by a federal judge, and groups have resumed their work in Florida.  Inactive for several months, they are well behind the registration pace of 2008.

Rolling Back Early Voting:  Ohio’s new law, enacted by Republican controlled legislature and signed by John Kasich  “ends in-person early voting for most Ohioans on the Friday evening before the Tuesday election, while allowing military and overseas voters to cast ballots in person until Monday.”

Purging Voter Rolls:  Topping the list is Florida, where Republican governor Rick Scott is determined to eradicate the threat of non-citizens voting at any cost, but his favored cost is “accidentally” locking out would-be Democratic voters who happen to have foreign-sounding names. 

Now with access to Homeland Security database, Florida can send a letter to everyone who has a name that matches.  Imagine having the Latino equivalent of John Smith on the list.  Three or four may be illegally registered to vote, but hundreds may be forced to rebut the presumption that they can’t vote.  This appeal process takes more effort than simply showing up to vote.  It’s reasonable to expect some voters might think it is not worth the effort to find their “papers” and take additional steps to be eligible to vote.  Some people just won’t have the time for this nonsense, and the deadline is rapidly approaching.  With the election so close, knocking out a few probable-Democratic voters could prove the difference in the results. 

Governor Scott’s ability to enforce the purge may face some resistance at the local level.  For example:

“It clearly is partisan and political, but actually, there is no purge going on at the moment,” said Ion Sancho, the elections supervisor in Leon County, which includes the state capital of Tallahassee. “Unless the quality of the information we receive from the state gives us a reasonable belief that it is accurate, we don’t actually have to do anything.” Sancho, an independent who is harshly critical of Republican voting-restriction efforts, predicted he and many of his fellow clerks would simply refuse to implement voter removals out of concern the evidence wasn’t sufficient.”

That act of defiance set of my legal-spidey-sense.  In another Florida recount scenario, I could see Romney’s attorneys filing suit about whether these votes should count absent further proof of citizenship citing the refusal of supervisors to use the purge lists.

Requiring Photo ID:  Requiring voters to show government-issued photo ID is the most visible scheme because it seems so obviously targeted at a group that is heavily Democratic.  Any doubt that this is politically motivated is erased by the new Texas law (also currently in litigation) allowing voters to use military-issued ID and concealed carry gun permits, but not state college photo ID.

Want more proof?  Ask Pennsylvania House Majority Leader Mike Turzai.  Turazi recently described his party’s successful passage of a new voter ID law:  “Voter ID, which is gonna allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania, done.”  I bet he got reprimanded for that one. “The first rule of Rigged-Election Club> is you don’t talk about Rigged-Election Club.

Since this is just a partisan ploy, let’s try to predict the next voter selection/suppression effort after everyone has their ID.  How about this:  disabled voters tend to lean Democratic.  When that knowledge becomes more widespread, expect GOP officials when asked about efforts to install or repair ramps at polling places to respond, “We just don’t have the money.”  If nudist voters show a tendency to vote Democratic, expect the spread of “No shirt, no shoes, no vote” laws.

Voter Suppression Map via CampusProgress.org

Yes, voter fraud exists, but it is nowhere near as rampant as they want us to think.  Voter ID laws are like using a sledgehammer to swat a fly.  They spout a noble goal of wanting to get the fly, but what they really want to do is smash a chunk of your wall.  Stopping a handful of potential fraudsters (and what a huge impact they would have on an election) at the cost of burdening thousands of innocent voters and disenfranchising hundreds — cracking down on voter fraud causes collateral damage that could win the election, costing the integrity of the republic. 

This strategy of implementing election skewing schemes is a treasonous usurpation, striking at the core of what it means to be a republic.  These are the desperate acts of a dying party that can’t win in a system where power is given to those with support of the majority of voters; instead of working to win over the public, it just alters the system.  This is republic rape:  taking power without the consent of the people.  If you have to cheat, you don’t deserve to win.  It is neither a legitimate nor honorable victory.

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Jul 202012
 

There are several futures I’m thinking about in the wake of the tragic shooting at the midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado. 

First, they should have known for years about the ripeness of this target.  We’re very fortunate that Columbine was never brought to Hogwarts.  On the plus side, this is further evidence of either the incompetence or nonexistence of al Qaeda, since they can’t measure up to the efforts of lone American nutjobs.  I guess we can take some comfort in that.

Second, we can predict another round of the gun control debates among the talking heads for days & weeks to come.  I’ll bet you dollars to donuts the minute the news of the shooting broke, money began to flood into the NRA.  Smokebombs lead to moneybombs.

Third, an overreaction could lead big theaters to go the way of the drive-in.  A moderate response would be to hire some security guards.  On the other hand, I could see calls for theaters to go more over-the-top leading to TSA-style bodyscans and gropings.  It would be paid for, of course, by doubled ticket prices and charging $20 for a small bag of popcorn.  At that point, I’m getting a Blu-ray player.  Look for cinema stocks to go down; stocks of construction companies specializing in “man caves” going up.

All of this because one loser wanted his name permanently displayed on Batman’s Wikipedia page.  This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Jul 132012
 

This week Kobe Bryant proclaimed that this year’s U.S. Olympic team could beat the heralded Dream Team of 1992.

Well, to quote Ochocinco: “Child, please!” 

“Well, just from a basketball standpoint, they obviously have a lot more size than we do — you know, with [David] Robinson and [Patrick] Ewing and [Karl] Malone and those guys,” Bryant said. “But they were also — some of those wing players — were also a lot older, at kind of the end of their careers. We have just a bunch of young racehorses, guys that are eager to compete.

“So I don’t know,” Bryant continued, the trace of a smile beginning to play its way across his face. “It’d be a tough one, but I think we’d pull it out.”

This statement shows the need for the NBA to adopt a stricter concussion screening policy.  Kobe must be hiding a head injury.

Look at the rosters again: 

1992:  Charles Barkley, Larry Bird, Clyde Drexler, Patrick Ewing, Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Christian Laettner, Karl Malone, Chris Mullin, Scottie Pippen, David Robinson, John Stockton 

2012:  Tyson Chandler, Kevin Durant, LeBron James, Russell Westbrook, Deron Williams, Andre Iguodala, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Love, James Harden, Chris Paul, Blake Griffin, Carmelo Anthony

Let’s cut Kobe some slack.  Maybe he is confusing the Dream Team with the human cast of Jordan’s Space Jam:  Jordan, Barkley, Shawn Bradley, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, Ewing, Bird, Bill Murray, and, yes, Seinfeld’s Newman:  Wayne Knight.  Team USA 2012 has much more depth and should pull one out against these guys.

Wayne Knight in Space Jam

Hello, Newman. Now, go out there and posterize Kobe.

Now a more interesting debate would be whether the 2012 U.S. Women’s Olympic team could beat Jordan’s 2012 Charlotte Bobcats.

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Jul 062012
 

I’m going to call it the Lie-Bore scandal, because the central wrongdoing seems to be a series of lies, and any discussion about Libor is too boring to average viewers for the mass corporate media to bother attempting to cover a multi-billion dollar fraud scheme.  The mass corporate media instead does its duty to inform the public by bringing us wall-to-wall coverage of Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise’s divorce with minor interruptions to bring us the breaking news that summer is hot.

Here’s the best simple summary that I have seen so far:

Libor, short for the London interbank offered rate, is the interest rate that affects trillions of dollars’ worth of corporate and consumer loans each year. It is supposed to be a neutral figure that reflects how much it costs a bank to borrow money. But as Barclays has admitted, and other big banks may soon be forced to acknowledge, Libor has been manipulated — either to create a false impression of a bank’s health or to help bank traders game the financial markets.

That’s a lot of cheating and a ridiculous amount of money at stake.  It’s a shame that this scandal has yeat to be covered more heavily in the mass corporate media.  If enough of us scream, “Why aren’t you covering this?” maybe it will increase.  Pehaps someone needs to coin the phrase LIBOR-gate to help gin up the idiot-journalist swarm.

Of course, as we hear more about the Libor process, we become less surprised about manipulation.  Thomson Reuters helps the British Banking Association (private group of bankers, not a government agency) determine Libor interest rates by taking a survey of about 16 of the biggest banks, asking them, “Well, what rates would you guys be paying to borrow money from other banks?”  This seems like fertile soil for fraud.  There doesn’t seem to be much oversight in the process for setting a rate affecting trillions of dollars of the world’s economy.

The bankers are quite motivated to manipulate Libor.  Aside from the billions of dollars in consumer loans, Libor also impacts the derivatives market.  The derivatives traders, who essentially place bets on interest rates going up or down, were influencing the people at the bank (i.e., their coworkers) who answer the survey about what interest rate they are paying.  For example, Barclays could make about $40 million on these derivatives in one day, just from routine movements of the rate.  So fudge the numbers a little and you can get millions from derivatives trading. 

Because of the “Bore” in the Lie-Bore scandal, we’re unlikely to get a critical mass behind any effort to regulate this process in America or abroad.

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