Dec 222011
 

 

I suffered a bad fall during an 8k race on Sunday. So the pace of posts will be way down for awhile, because I am finding typing with one hand in a cast is very annoying.  I expect the big thoughts to pile up in a big backlog and be released in a deluge in a few weeks.  Take care.

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Dec 122011
 

In this installment of the War on Celebrities, I bring you the useless doughyness of Jonah Hill.

 

Jonah Hill is a Loser

Jonah Hill

 

Why is Hollywood trying to cram this guy down our throats?  He’s probably not even clever enough to respond to that with a “that’s what she said.”  Hill has popped up in nearly 80 movies in the past two years, and I can’t figure out why.  He plays the same character — or is he just that bad an actor and they seem like the same character.  It’s always the innocent, yet slightly awkward fat guy.

 

I don’t get him.  He is just not funny.  (Am I just getting old and no longer understanding what kids these days find funny?)  Somehow, he’s unfunny in an annoying way.  He’s on my list of people I want to slap in the face with a fish.  In his scene in Night at the Museum, I was rooting for the dinosaur skeleton to run around the corner and bite off his dopey head.  At least Ben Stiller could have roughed him up a bit more.

 

In case he’s paying attention:

Dude, you’ll never be Jon Belushi.  Heck, you’ll never be Jim Belushi.
Dude, you’ll never be John Candy.
Dude, you’ll never be Chris Farley or John Goodman.

 

Honestly, I’d rather watch Jack Black, and he had a similar kind of run.  So maybe they’ll stop giving Jonah Hill roles that could go to newer faces looking to get their break.  Don’t just give him the job because you know his name or he’s someone important’s nephew.  This is how hacks block progress in the arts and probably the course of humanity itself.

 

How about some research on some facts on this waste of screen space, now that my gut reaction is out of the way. (Pats self on back for resisting ‘gut’-related joke). OK, so the IMDB says he got his break because he’s friends with Dustin Hoffman and Henry Winkler, and it is only 9 movies in about the past 2 years.

Now, where can we find a hungry whale to take him off our hands?

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Dec 052011
 

The Kitchen Counterstrike video inspired a lengthy post on another blog. Check it out. You’ll see that he is only half right. He’s correct that in general people use credit card debt too much and to their own dismay (though, I think he leaves off the “in general”). He’s wrong to let the banks off the hook for their side of the exploitative relationship. He also makes a lot of assumptions that tend to tip the scale further to “blame the victim.”

I don’t have time for a lengthy rebuttal this week, but here’s a couple of spots that jumped out.

I am not sure of the point of his video. The customer service at Bank of America has generally been good. If you don’t bounce checks or sign up for their crazy-interest credit cards, it is a great bank. If you call some low-wage telephone customer service person and give them a hard time about the bank’s policies, I am not sure it accomplishes anything.

He’s right:  he did miss the point. It’s not a critique of customer service, per se.  A customer service call is mostly the setting, not the plot of the story. It is a demonstration of the unreasonableness of the bank’s credit card system, and it helped to have a personification of the bank.

The real culprit, in this scenario, is US, not THEM. We need to all look long and hard in a MIRROR before marching on Wall Street. While the excesses of banks and predatory lenders are to be condemned, we also need to fess up to our complicity in the deal. Loan sharks stay in business only because people willingly come to them asking to borrow money.

If you go to a loan shark, and later get your kneecaps busted, are you really an innocent victim? Or should you have seen that coming from a mile away?

This getting close to blaming the “victim.”  It almost leads me to wonder if he thinks women wearing short skirts deserve to get raped.  (Should have seen that coming, eh?)

Here’s the good point and important issue he raises that I didn’t touch on in the Kitchen Counterstrike post:  the consumer mindset that leads many into the credit card trap.  We’re conditioned to want a bunch of crap we don’t really need.  It’s an idea worthy of follow-up.

However, he goes on about how much I “borrowed.” Granted, the way I laid out the facts make it easy to jump to those conclusions. Yes, I failed to mention how the $18,000/$22,000 figure is made up of a big chunk that was, in effect, double-counted as it was a balance transferred back-and-forth between two account to find a lesser rate. That being said, anyone who thinks I went into debt over “WANTS not NEEDS,” has never been to my home.

But his point about not being seduced by material wants is worthy of a read, if you can hold your nose about him almost giving the banks a pass.

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Dec 022011
 

Major League Baseball has announced that in 2013 the Houston Astros will be moving to the American League and that the playoffs will include a second wild card team. This sets up three 5-team divisions and alters the playoff format again. I guess the tradition argument is all but dead, so I have another idea to improve interest in the game: floating realignment. But what I have in mind is a different form of realignment than those discussed previously by the league and elsewhere.

Under a floating realignment the teams are realigned every year. The twist is that it would be dependent upon the previous year’s finish. The AL and NL would have three divisions: East, West, and Champions. In each league, the 5 teams that made the playoffs in the prior year would shift to the Champions division, the rest would divide into the East and West divisions. This gives greater hope for the struggling franchises and extra challenge for the dominant ones.

It does not punish success, it creates an opportunity to win a greater challenge. Just as how a league championship is more prestigious than a division championship, a Champions division title would be a greater achievement than a regular division title.

If they tried floating realignment next year it would look like this:

AMERICAN LEAGUE
East
Toronto
Baltimore
Cleveland
Chicago

West
Houston
Kansas City
Minnesota
LA Angels
Oakland
Seattle

Champions
New York Yankees
Tampa
Detroit
Texas
Boston

NATIONAL LEAGUE
East
Washington
New York Mets
Miami
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Chicago

West
San Francisco
LA Dodgers
Colorado
San Diego

Champions
Philadelphia
St. Louis
Milwaukee
Arizona
Atlanta

That came out a bit unbalanced, with some divisions having 6 or 4. Instead of a home division assignment, put the eligible teams in order geographically from east to west, then divide them right down the middle. It keeps the divisions at 5, but the only drawback would be that a couple of teams might be in the east one year and the west another (KC or Milwaukee). Beyond being a little odd, it shouldn’t have much of a logistical effect because we have these things called airplanes. So, fixing for this, next year would look like:

AMERICAN LEAGUE
East
Toronto
Baltimore
Cleveland
Chicago
Kansas City

West
Houston
Minnesota
LA Angels
Oakland
Seattle

Champions
New York Yankees
Tampa
Detroit
Texas
Boston

NATIONAL LEAGUE
East
Washington
New York Mets
Miami
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati

West
Chicago
San Francisco
LA Dodgers
Colorado
San Diego

Champions
Philadelphia
St. Louis
Milwaukee
Arizona
Atlanta

What do you think?

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking.  But let me tell you, they can’t all be bold, epic posts like that last one. 

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